Contest #104: New Cartoon

Hey you clever people, send in those captions!!

Contest #103: Cast Your Votes

All right! Send in your first and second place votes!!!

1 I'll be damned...says here those markings make it a Brazilian!
2 "Yes my dear, I do believe that is the yellow-breasted thong swallow."
3 "...and it says here that the barebacked thongbird is rarely seen this far from shore!"
4 "Look, honey!  Its a Canadian Grape Smuggler in summer plumage!"
5 Ooooh! A Haliaeetus johnashcrofticus!
6 It says here he studied with Baryshnikov's teacher
7 Apparently he wants to mate with us.

Contest #102: Winning Caption

We have a winner!
Sure, some dogs will have to learn new tricks, but in the end we'll all be better off outsourcing our stick throwing and focusing on our core competencies.

and the runner up:
Watch it, Ralph, I think she's just playing with us.

Good job winner person!

I will post the captions for #103 tonight, send in those late entries!

Contest #103 and Contest #102: Reminder and ToDos!

Hay! Wake up!!! Boy, one bye week and you have fallen asleep on us!!!! Do this...

1. What is your caption for contest #103?
2. What is your first place vote on contest #102?
3. What is your second place vote on contest #102?
4. Think about how cool you are! You are frickin cool!!!
5. Mail all that stuff to me!! Not snail mail silly!!! E-mail!!! You know, the one with the hyphen!!

Contest #103: New Cartoon

And we're back!!! Send in your captions! Also, you have the rest of this week to vote for Contest #102.

Contest #103: Next Week

Well, I did not know this, but some times the New Yorker takes a week off. Enjoy your bye week, but send in those votes for Contest #102

Contest #102: Cast Your Votes

Cast your votes! Lots of good ones here!!!

1 I knew we should have bought a Schnauzer.
2 "Wow, that guy has a serious case of homo erectus envy!"
3 Strong hitter, solid in the field, quick on the bases. But the word is, he's got a thing for late nights and hens.
4 Watch it, Ralph, I think she's just playing with us.
5 "All I know is she used to hang out with Barry Bonds at some place called the Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative."
6 Radio!
7 Sure, some dogs will have to learn new tricks, but in the end we'll all be better off outsourcing our stick throwing and focusing on our core competencies.

Contest #101: Pre-Season: Winning Caption

We have a tie for the winner!

"Coffee? Doughnuts?Choir boy?"
""Trust me, fellas--this will be hilarious."

Contest #102 and Contest #101: Reminder and ToDos!

Hey! Hey! Hey!!! Do not forget to send in your caption for Contest #102 (cartoon above) and to send in your vote for Contest #101.

You have a to-do list!!
1. Send in vote for Contest #101
2. Send in caption for Contest #102

Contest #101: Pre-Seasion: Cast Your Votes

It is time to vote for the second preseason game: Contest #101. Give 2 points to your favorite and give 1 point to your second favorite. And, YES!, you can vote for your own submission! Send your votes to me.

1 So, a priest, a cop and a fireman are out on a ledge…
2 "I really don't think there is an agency specifically dedicated to onion research."
3 I'm with the Union of Jumpers. We're ready to negotiate.
4 "Coffee? Doughnuts?Choir boy?"
5 "No wait, I'm telling it wrong. The priest jumps last, so he's the one who tells St. Peter about the pigeon with the moldy toast."
6. "You guys aren't doing much for my conviction that my life is just one cruel joke..."
7 "Trust me, fellas--this will be hilarious."
8 Its safe to come in now.  The rabbi just left. 

Next week I am just going to post the winner. Posting the points does not seem fun for the people who score fewer points than the rest.

Contest #102: New Cartoon

...and we are off!! This is the first cartoon of the Summer League regular season. Send in your caption!

Contest #100: Pre-Season: Winning Caption

Here are the results from Contest #100! The Duck and Herring crowd did well! Are the rest of you going to take that lying down!!!???

The winner is: Okay, okay, you've made your point. I would sleep with you if you were the last man on earth.

7 points. #5 Thomas Bell

Good job Tom!!

The rest of you...
6 points. #1 Jamie Allen Let's hit the buffet before the elephants and lions get there.
4 points. #3 Ben Owens 40 days and 40 nights. I'm glad it's just us men!
2 points. #7 Lian Shakespeare Sunglasses—what foresight! God forbid you bring two umbrellas. Putz.
1 point. #2 Sara Goodfellow Cruise insurance?  Who needs cruise insurance?  What could possibly go wrong? you said...
1 point. #4 Pete McCommons Cool! You can't even see Staten Island.
0 points. #6 Patricia Crawford So wait...there's only ONE bathroom on this thing?

Get those captions in for Contest #101!!

P.S. There are some cool people playing this game. Follow the links!

Contest #101: Pre-Season: Reminder

Get those captions in! I am going to move the deadline to Monday night. It seems that some people might not be near their computer on Sunday, so we will move the deadline to Monday.

I will send out the results of Contest #100 in the morning. Good stuff here. There is a nice battle going on for first. If you have not sent in your votes, go ahead and send them in.

Does it seem there is a lot going on with this game? There is!!! Here is your check list...

1. Send in vote for Contest #100
2. Send in caption for Contest #101
3. Send in Entry Fee via PayPal
4. Get excited about Regular Season, it starts tomorrow!!