Contest #106: Cast Your Votes

Send in those votes!! And remember, voting is important and your vote matters! Your vote ensures the best caption wins. So, send in those votes!

1 "I am not buying this 'patients may experience strong desire to riot and kill' side effect, Jane.  Can you please re-run the results?"
2 "Then Bongo beats Super-Critical Human's brains out. Beat beat beat. No more Super-Critical Human." ... Don't you think that's a bit cliché?
3 "A million monkey, a million typewriters... what a load of shit"
4 "Me Tarzan.  You Jane..."  That's more like it.  I don't want to see any more of that existential "To be or not to be" drivel.

Contest #105: Cast Your Votes

1 "I think I've made my case now, Dear.  Little Billy really needs to go on that diet."
2 Do you think recycling is just a waste of time now?
3 "Um, Joan?  No more Happy Meals for little Timmy, mkay?"
4 "Let the grandkids deal with it."
5 "You know, it wouldn't kill you to wave back every once in a while..."
6 "Down boy, down!"

Vote for your favorite and your second favorite!

Contest #104: Cast Your Votes

1 "You gonna arrest us for being high? We're high all the time!"
2 "Hide the angel dust."
3 "Since when is being cloudless a crime?"
4 "See what happens when the big guy loosens up his immigration policy?!"
5 "Yeah, Willy... that guy is in a league of his own. And I mean that literally!"

Send in those votes!

Small field! Where did everyone go this week?

Contest #103: Cast Your Votes

All right! Send in your first and second place votes!!!

1 I'll be damned...says here those markings make it a Brazilian!
2 "Yes my dear, I do believe that is the yellow-breasted thong swallow."
3 "...and it says here that the barebacked thongbird is rarely seen this far from shore!"
4 "Look, honey!  Its a Canadian Grape Smuggler in summer plumage!"
5 Ooooh! A Haliaeetus johnashcrofticus!
6 It says here he studied with Baryshnikov's teacher
7 Apparently he wants to mate with us.

Contest #102: Cast Your Votes

Cast your votes! Lots of good ones here!!!

1 I knew we should have bought a Schnauzer.
2 "Wow, that guy has a serious case of homo erectus envy!"
3 Strong hitter, solid in the field, quick on the bases. But the word is, he's got a thing for late nights and hens.
4 Watch it, Ralph, I think she's just playing with us.
5 "All I know is she used to hang out with Barry Bonds at some place called the Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative."
6 Radio!
7 Sure, some dogs will have to learn new tricks, but in the end we'll all be better off outsourcing our stick throwing and focusing on our core competencies.

Contest #101: Pre-Seasion: Cast Your Votes

It is time to vote for the second preseason game: Contest #101. Give 2 points to your favorite and give 1 point to your second favorite. And, YES!, you can vote for your own submission! Send your votes to me.

1 So, a priest, a cop and a fireman are out on a ledge…
2 "I really don't think there is an agency specifically dedicated to onion research."
3 I'm with the Union of Jumpers. We're ready to negotiate.
4 "Coffee? Doughnuts?Choir boy?"
5 "No wait, I'm telling it wrong. The priest jumps last, so he's the one who tells St. Peter about the pigeon with the moldy toast."
6. "You guys aren't doing much for my conviction that my life is just one cruel joke..."
7 "Trust me, fellas--this will be hilarious."
8 Its safe to come in now.  The rabbi just left. 

Next week I am just going to post the winner. Posting the points does not seem fun for the people who score fewer points than the rest.

Contest #100: Cast Your Votes

All right!! The time has come to vote! Just read the entries below, give 2 points to your favorite and give 1 piont to your second favorite. And, YES!, you can vote for your own submission! Send your votes to me.


1 Let's hit the buffet before the elephants and lions get there.
2 Cruise insurance?  Who needs cruise insurance?  What could possibly go wrong? you said...
3 40 days and 40 nights. I'm glad it's just us men!
4 Cool! You can't even see Staten Island.
5 Okay, okay, you've made your point. I would sleep with you if you were the last man on earth.
6 So wait...there's only ONE bathroom on this thing?
7 Sunglasses—what foresight! God forbid you bring two umbrellas. Putz.

Late Entry: I'm sorry I can't relax, but I think I left the stove on at home.